Accessory Aficionados Gifts

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'It's a head pack. I wear it to distract attention away from my fanny.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Overkill, dude."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Do you like my bling?

Consenting Adults.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Fruit Bonnet

Shoe Whore

Butterfly Woman

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"They're a little tight."

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"