Accessory Enthusiasts Gifts

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Consenting Adults.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Snake Dress-Up

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Shoe Whore

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Fruit Bonnet

Butterfly Woman

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Whose tie?"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"