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"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'It's a head pack. I wear it to distract attention away from my fanny.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

Consenting Adults.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Shoe Whore

Fruit Bonnet

Butterfly Woman

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."