Accessory Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You want how many handbags?'

"Gimme the purse and the matching pumps."

Shopkeeper selling a huge scarf pin to a fashionable customer

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!

Fruit Bonnet

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'This question is for the girls. How many trinkets, necklaces, doodads, etc., can a rearview mirror hold before it breaks off?'

'Now it will be numb for a couple hours, so try not to think.'

'Hurry up Barbara! Everyone will think I own a man purse!'

"She's putting me on a diet because I don't fit in her handbag anymore..".

"I really don't like your tie!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"That shirt is so last year."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Overkill, dude."

Do you like my bling?

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."