Designer Accessory Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Early cave painters

Do you like my bling?

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Sir Cecil Beaton

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Roller Coasters