Designer Accessories T-Shirts

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Fruit Bonnet

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Tartan Coats

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'£800. How can you hide this from your husband?'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

'Yes, we're expensive but each one comes with its very own free receipt.'

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Rocks? No - What you two need is watches."

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

"She's putting me on a diet because I don't fit in her handbag anymore..".