Designer Shoes T-Shirts

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

A women in a shoeshop.

"I stand corrected."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Arr...Italian it be.

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

High heel

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

Stilettos Sharpened

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Tartan Coats