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'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

A women in a shoeshop.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

I love my cape

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

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"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."