Footwear Aficionado T-Shirts

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Sockit2u Foot Fashion! We'd like some plain athletic socks. High-cut, low-cut, bootie or quarter socks? White, black, red, blue or striped? New! Nascar. Moisture management, extra-cushioned or abrasion-resistant? Who needs all these choices? The 6-pack of white, water-wicking quarter socks. We have sock soap in mint, spice or seafoam.

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?

Dancing shoes.

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

Duck in sandals.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

She let her footwear do the talking....

"Frankie 'The Sole' is good. He's also got a foot fetish."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Shoe addict.

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Mister Pretty Shoes

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

"Underweird bras."