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"Do you have a skinny pant that 's a little less skinny?"

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'I need this year's fashion, please.' - 'Trouble is, sir, you have last year's body.'

'Menswear...menswear...'

Long Johns and Short Johns.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Leadership suits you

High security Santa's grotto

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Cat Tie

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

New Suit.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror