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The struggle between good and luxury good.

'We're from Manhattan."

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

'Lately, I've been feeling old and worn down.' 'Time wounds all heels.'

The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.

Out of kilter.

This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.

Bet You Wish You Could Afford This Stuff!

"Nice lip piercing."

Suits - For those with a vested interest in the status Quo

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

"Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it."

"All this wearable technology, but no wearable socks..."

"I don't like the security chain any more than you do. Now, quit complaining and come try this one on."

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

Half French/half English.

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

Louis XIV

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

How To Live With Your New Chins

Bad Hare Day

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out as well as I expected. Can I have my job in accounting back?'

'We need a place with more closet space.'

Scheduling Conflict: Can't pose tomorrow, Ralph, gotta go clothes shopping.

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

'Your nose isn't too big. Your hat is on backwards.'

'...We give this same tie to dad every year.'

Men's suits 50 off 'You obviously didn't read the sign, Sir!'

So far so good.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."