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The struggle between good and luxury good.

'We're from Manhattan."

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.

Out of kilter.

Bet You Wish You Could Afford This Stuff!

This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

"Nice lip piercing."

Suits - For those with a vested interest in the status Quo

"Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it."

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

"I don't like the security chain any more than you do. Now, quit complaining and come try this one on."

Half French/half English.

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'We need a place with more closet space.'

Bad Hare Day

So far so good.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."

How To Live With Your New Chins

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Louis XIV

Scheduling Conflict: Can't pose tomorrow, Ralph, gotta go clothes shopping.

'My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out as well as I expected. Can I have my job in accounting back?'

'Your nose isn't too big. Your hat is on backwards.'

Men's suits 50 off 'You obviously didn't read the sign, Sir!'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Beauty is life's E-Z Pass."

Please give up this seat to a boyfriend more bored than you are

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

'Designer zip lock bags. They're all the rage for stay-at-home-dads.'

"It's you!"