Clothing Aficionado Gifts

"Do you have a skinny pant that 's a little less skinny?"

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.

No, I mean you need a new belt.

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'I need this year's fashion, please.' - 'Trouble is, sir, you have last year's body.'

'Menswear...menswear...'

Long Johns and Short Johns.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

High security Santa's grotto

Cat Tie

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Suit.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"