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Sale. Slightly Irregular. You must feel right at home in this department, Ernie.

F&E Tailoring. This isn't right! My hands are covered! I told it would fit like a glove!

A difference of opinion over fashion

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Dressed for Success!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

A Macaroni in 1772

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Out of kilter.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

A Manicure

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"