Apparel Aficionado Pillows

A difference of opinion over fashion

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Dressed for Success!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Out of kilter.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A Manicure

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Square Cut