Apparel Enthusiast Pillows

"Uniforms"? Wouldn't that be gilding the lily?

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Joined at the hipster.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard