Apparel Admirer Pillows

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Early Colour TV

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Mating rituals

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

I love my cape

Hairstyles

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

'You've been drinking again.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

The Fashions

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Goldfish in Armour

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Artist asking a lady to sit for him

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."