Apparel Admirer Gifts

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Early Colour TV

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Mating rituals

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Hairstyles

I love my cape

Oscar Wilde

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'You've been drinking again.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

The Fashions

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Goldfish in Armour

"The Hatchback of Notre Dame."

Artist asking a lady to sit for him

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'