Accessory Admirer Gifts

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Nice tough with the matching handbag, Frank."

Despite being a devoted Naturist, Holly wouldn't be seen dead at a party without her handbag and matching killer heels.

'Now is there anything you want to ask me? For example, 'where did you get that fantastic necklace?''

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Robocop and Juliet.

Robot Jogger

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

One-man band rehearsal.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"There's the mailman!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"