Armor Admirer Gifts

'I like a man in a suit.'

Goldfish in Armour

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Isn't it time you gave up being a heavy metal fan and lightened up, sire?!"

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Let me handle him okay?

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Haunted museum

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

Knight Vision

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Euphemistic.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles