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'I like a man in a suit.'

Goldfish in Armour

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Isn't it time you gave up being a heavy metal fan and lightened up, sire?!"

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Let me handle him okay?

"Methinks this breastplate doth make me look fat."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Haunted museum

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

Knight/Bird.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."