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'Next time I get to choose the weapon first.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Euphemistic.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

What?

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Global Arms Trade

"Fake."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Goldfish in Armour

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'