Army Admirer T-Shirts

Soldiers.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Euphemistic.

Piracy on a boating lake

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The unknown war poet.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Banting in the Yeomanry

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Hunding

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Panzer Hut.

Soldier.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

Goldfish in Armour

Jealous of a statue.

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"