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"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."

"Do you have a can opener?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"