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Noah's Ark: 'Two Vets Wanted.'

The First Commuters

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."

Noah's Ark has an umbrella stand at the entrance.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Dinosaur ark

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

Noah tired of his dog.

"You're wasting your time, Aaron. God had me put all the fish in the world on board already. And the worms."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

The melting polar ice caps

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"Are you cold dear?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Penguin job interview

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Snow is falling...

Red hot little combo

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.