Arctic Admirer T-Shirts

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

'I hate Mondays!'

'The conformity doesn't bother me, but sorting the laundry is hell.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

"Are you cold dear?"

"The glaciers are angry."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

Polar bears and reflections #2 One bear.

"So how do you like my makeover?"

'And what did you get me?'

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Ice Whaling

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Good News about winter

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"