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Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Are you cold dear?"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I love us when we're tan.'