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The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Alphorn

Cow uses Alphorn as a toilet

Ski-ers.

Geologic anomaly...an Alp in the Catskills.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The melting polar ice caps

Skiing

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Are you cold dear?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Snow is falling...

Rating the Sunset

Penguin job interview

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"All I see is more trees."

Mt. Tushmore

"The glaciers are angry."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"Get a life!"

"Emojis fail me."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

A clowns parachute.

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

Artist and mountains