Snowy Mountain Admirer T-Shirts

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

Good News about winter

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

The Reindeer Strike

Snow Bridge.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"It's her first snowman."

Snowman Tattoo

"All I see is more trees."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Mountain Dads

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Mt. Tushmore

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"Emojis fail me."

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

'It can't last.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

Ski-ers.

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"