Snowy Mountain Admirer T-Shirts

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

Good News about winter

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The Reindeer Strike

Snow Bridge.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"It's her first snowman."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"All I see is more trees."

Snowman Tattoo

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'It can't last.'

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

Ice Fishing.

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'

Ski-ers.