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"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Conservation Area

The melting polar ice caps

Skiing

"Are you cold dear?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Mountain Dads

"All I see is more trees."

Mt. Tushmore

Cornucopia Horns.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"The glaciers are angry."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Emojis fail me."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

Ice Whaling

Living in a snow globe.

Artist and mountains

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

Ski-ers.

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'