Swiss Alps Enthusiast T-Shirts

Cornucopia Horns.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Snowboarding downhill.

'It is too snowing!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Piste-side Hotel

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Reindeer on Skis.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Cheese Hole

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Stairway to Knee Surgery

Ski-lift clothes line.

The Swiss Army Mammoth

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.

"Oh thank God!"

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."