Swiss Tradition Enthusiast T-Shirts

"A simple no will suffice Hans."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Cornucopia Horns.

Cheese Hole

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

Switzerland Stuck in the Middle of EU Conflicts.

A dreary maypole

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

Birthday anticlimax.

Regulating Switzerland.

Boys watching a christening

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"And that's how great grandma braided her fish."

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."