Swiss Cheese Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

The Running of the Brie

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

The worm that churned!

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.