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Cheese/Extra Cheese

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

The Running of the Brie

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

The worm that churned!

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."