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"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

A Wisconsin Cheesescape

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'You know, nothing says Casual Friday like a cheese log on the watercooler.'

"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

"Don't go. It's probably just a trap!"

Big Cheese

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'No-o-o-o! Wisconsin wasn't good enough! You had to insist that we move to Napa Valley!'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

Non!

Cheeses Christ

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

Speciality Cheese Counter - using protective gloves to cut it.

'Why don't you stop and ask for directions?!'

"This stuff is very expensive, go put on a tie."

Divorce celebration

Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports

"Change of pace. I went as crackers last Halloween."

"Houston... You won't believe this - but the moon really IS made of cheese!!"

"I'm looking for a wine that pairs well with Goat Cheese, Gorgonzola, and my face mask."

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

Blue cheese

"It's not even artisanal."

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Cheese

"Whine and cheezed party."

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."