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Everything For The Skier.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Skiers

The Swiss Army Mammoth

Duck Hunt

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Tallyho!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Skiing

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Skier.

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Well, Ranger Thomas, I'm afraid you've got Dutch Elm disease!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'