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To Antarctica

"That's funny. You don't look like a snowboard instructor."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'The sky is falling...'

"Edward Shovelhands"

Surprised snowman

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"You need to get over yourself Steve. We're all emperor penguins!"

"One day son, all this will be slush!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The lonely figure

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

A skier and a paraglider