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Alaska The Last Frontier

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Fine. And you?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Ice Fishing

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Dog Igloo.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Playing football with snowmen in goal.