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Alaska The Last Frontier

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Polar bear bowling alley

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Fine. And you?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Ice Fishing

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Dog Igloo.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

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