Snow Aficionados T-Shirts

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Non-Denominational Carols

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Buggy with Snowplow.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Ski kicker.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

A skier and a paraglider

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."