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Buggy with Snowplow.

"I assume that he's taken a snow day."

Boy caught throwing snow balls

Turtles are natural born sledders.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Any snow last night?

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Festive squad

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

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