Snow Day Enthusiasts Gifts

Buggy with Snowplow.

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

"I assume that he's taken a snow day."

Boy caught throwing snow balls

Turtles are natural born sledders.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Any snow last night?

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Festive squad

"I love this time of year."