Snowfall Enthusiasts Gifts

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

The lonely figure

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Ski kicker.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'