Snow Enthusiast Gifts

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Moses in Connecticut

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

"It's dislocated, alright."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"For low vitamin D, I'd recommend supplements, not sunshine."

'You win. Go out and play.'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

Now, where was that chapter on stopping...

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

Snowman Funeral

Snowman without coal eyes: 'I'm trying to reduce my dependence on fossil fuels.'

'Oh yeah, our people will just fall over themselves to get transferred to this office.'

"Okay - here they come. Remember, it's a lot like catching salmon only spit out the poles."

'Apparently, this wind is coming in from the Arctic ...' (Polar bear flies through air.)

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

"You ordered the Iced Coffee?"

Skier.

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You sure you've done this before?'

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

"Remember, all these life experiences can someday be used as college credit."

"Great fall, Josh!"

"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"

Beginner's slope.

"It's bad Sir. We're out of supplies, lost and I don't think Captain Scott understands the gravity of our situation."

Outdoor orchestra causing an avalanche.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"