Snow Sport Aficionado Gifts

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Calm down. Maybe you tore ligaments and maybe you didn't... does it hurt when I bend your leg like this?'

Man sledging on his stomach.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Dog Igloo.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

Ski kicker.