Winter Sports Aficionado Gifts

'Time out! Fish on!'

Polar bear bowling alley

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

If Sisyphus were Canadian...

Snowmen Games

'Yes, the room is full of snow. If I'm going to get a good workout, I need to feel I'm actually outside in the snow.'

Dog skiing with owner

Hitchhiking Snowman.

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

"Why'd you stop?"

Beijing 2022

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

First aid in mountains

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Hockey Season.

Winter Weather.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Fine. And you?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

The polar olympics

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ice Fishing

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Recalculating