Snowsport Enthusiast Gifts

Man and TV

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

'Fine. And you?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

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Skiing at Sea