Snow Sports Fanatic Gifts

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Isn't this fun honey?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Polar bear bowling alley

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Bless You."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Hockey Season.

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Fine. And you?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Ice Fishing

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Bored?'

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