Snow Sports Fanatic Gifts

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Isn't this fun honey?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Bless You."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Hockey Season.

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

Ice Fishing

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Bored?'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Dog Igloo.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'