Snow Sport Lover Gifts

"The very first time I went skiing I broke a leg, luckily not mine!"

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Sign near igloo reads 'We Take Snowboarders'.

"Earl finds it hard to leave the office behind."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The kids were so sweet...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Hockey Season.

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Bored?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"