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"The very first time I went skiing I broke a leg, luckily not mine!"

Sign near igloo reads 'We Take Snowboarders'.

"Earl finds it hard to leave the office behind."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Hockey Season.

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Bored?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'