Snow Sport Enthusiasts Gifts

Skier in tree.

Winter sports family stickers on minivan window

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Skiing.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The kids were so sweet...'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Winter Weather.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Whose the new guy?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Fine. And you?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

Buggy with Snowplow.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"A little help?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'