Snow Sport Enthusiasts Gifts

Skier in tree.

Winter sports family stickers on minivan window

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Skiing.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The kids were so sweet...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Buggy with Snowplow.

Bunny Hill

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"A little help?"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.